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Sunday, 12 April 2009
More things to do
When someone says 'Thank you' to you, immediately shout at them "Don't say it if you don't mean it!"
Say things you don't mean.
Go on holiday.
Be unctuous.
Say that some things never change and that things aren't the way they used to be.
Show me the meaning of being lonely.
Find a pug, and take a picture of it. Then see how many pug related puns you can make.
Be pugnacious.
Make sure your tv is pugged in.
Write a book, then go on a radio show to promote it and see how many pugs you can give it.
Get the beers in at the pug.
Give up writing pug puns.
Buy some eggs.
Teach Grandma to suck eggs.
Wear a red shirt and protest, or wear a yellow shirt and protest. Do the opposite of the other group, and claim it's for democracy.
Buy a dictionary and look up the word democracy.
Cause a traffic jam.
Cause a strawberry jam.
See if you can embarrass the PM.
Follow a religion, but don't live by its commandments if you don't like them.
Say things you don't mean.
Go on holiday.
Be unctuous.
Say that some things never change and that things aren't the way they used to be.
Show me the meaning of being lonely.
Find a pug, and take a picture of it. Then see how many pug related puns you can make.
Be pugnacious.
Make sure your tv is pugged in.
Write a book, then go on a radio show to promote it and see how many pugs you can give it.
Get the beers in at the pug.
Give up writing pug puns.
Buy some eggs.
Teach Grandma to suck eggs.
Wear a red shirt and protest, or wear a yellow shirt and protest. Do the opposite of the other group, and claim it's for democracy.
Buy a dictionary and look up the word democracy.
Cause a traffic jam.
Cause a strawberry jam.
See if you can embarrass the PM.
Follow a religion, but don't live by its commandments if you don't like them.
Sunday, 5 April 2009
The 3rd Person
Have you noticed how Doctor Pon sometimes refers to himself as Doctor Pon, but sometimes I just use I? Strange that, isn't it? If you don't like these inconsistencies, why not write to Doctor Pon and tell him?
Is every sentence in this post a question?
No, not this one.
Is every sentence in this post a question?
No, not this one.
How funny is fuck?
Doctor Pon's close personal friend, Russell Brand, recently said that Doctor Pon is as funny as fuck.
However, I'm not sure how funny that is, so expect a thorough investigation using this formula:
x-(o/h) = fuck
I can't find many mathematical symbols, so I just used a bit of punctuation instead. Probably makes no difference.
I'm not sure what the letters stand for either.
Note: Doctor Pon is a habitual liar. He has never met Russell Brand, and it is highly unlikely that Russell Brand said the above things (but it is possible).
However, I'm not sure how funny that is, so expect a thorough investigation using this formula:
x-(o/h) = fuck
I can't find many mathematical symbols, so I just used a bit of punctuation instead. Probably makes no difference.
I'm not sure what the letters stand for either.
Note: Doctor Pon is a habitual liar. He has never met Russell Brand, and it is highly unlikely that Russell Brand said the above things (but it is possible).
Russell Brand: "Doctor Pon is as funny as fuck"
Scruff bag weirdo Russell Brand said : "Doctor Pon is as funny as fuck"
So now you know.
So now you know.
Friday, 3 April 2009
News from Vietnam
Thanks to my close personal friend, Dr Phat Millips (PhD gangsta badness studies), for this tip off:
"Vietnam has awarded the first four licences to companies wanting to offer high-speed 3G mobile phone services, promising millions of cellular phone users a better service by June, a state-run newspaper said."
That might be interesting if you know what 3G is. I don't, but my informant suggests it's a bad-ass hip-hop gangsta group (bunch of noise makers in baggy clothes).
It might be this though: GGG.
Or it might be a new drug.
Perhaps if I'd bothered reading past the word 3G I'd be able to work it out from context, unfortunately I didn't because I have the attention span of a cat.
But it's improving. I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I
"Vietnam has awarded the first four licences to companies wanting to offer high-speed 3G mobile phone services, promising millions of cellular phone users a better service by June, a state-run newspaper said."
That might be interesting if you know what 3G is. I don't, but my informant suggests it's a bad-ass hip-hop gangsta group (bunch of noise makers in baggy clothes).
It might be this though: GGG.
Or it might be a new drug.
Perhaps if I'd bothered reading past the word 3G I'd be able to work it out from context, unfortunately I didn't because I have the attention span of a cat.
But it's improving. I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I
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