More things to do if you have a job that meets these increaingly unlikely criteria

Assuming that you've done everything suggested in the post below, you may want to develop your career.

Here's how you do it.

Tell your supervisor, Lorraine, that you think too many people are mixing business with pleasure, if you know what I mean, and there should be strict rules governing workplace relationships.

Demand a strict company policy on workplace relationships, and make a fuss until one is written and announced. It should say that any kind of romantic or sexual relationship within the workplace is absolutely forbidden.

Once the policy has been written and announced, hire an assistant called Deidre.

Invite Deidre on several romantic dates during work time, until warned not to by your boss, Lorraine. Make sure everybody knows that Lorraine is the reason why you can't have a relationship with Deidre.

Wait several years until Lorraine leaves the company, or retires.

Sing joyfully "I can see Deidre now Lorraine has gone"

Then go home and wonder what you could have done with your life that was more productive.