Friday, 30 October 2009

Doctor Pon's Guide to Sleeping with Prostitutes

A friend asked Doctor Pon for advice about sleeping with prostitutes.
He started by saying: "Doctor Pon, I trust you, you're not wrong, you're Doctor Pon", as this is the manner in which Doctor Pon should always be addressed. He then continued with his question:

"Is it ok to sleep with prostitutes?"

Think for a minute about your own answer.
It will no doubt be affected by myriad factors, for example:

- place of birth
- gender
- education
- whether you can afford it

But try to think objectively. Laws on sleeping with prostitutes vary from country to country.

In some countries, sleeping with prostitutes is legal, as long as certain working conditions are met.

In other countries, sleeping with prostitutes is technically illegal, but tolerated.

In some countries, sleeping with prostitutes is illegal and not tolerated.

In other countries, sleeping with prostitutes is illegal and is corrupting the nation's youth, and is a foreign import, and never existed before the Vietnam war, and politicians and senior police are doing everything they can to make sure that all brothels are closed down by visiting them regularly (presumably on undercover missions).

So, Doctor Pon says that you should know the law. He can't comment on individual morality, but would like to give this final piece of advice:

You shouldn't sleep with prostitutes. It would be better value for money if you have sex with them instead.

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Doctor Pon's Strange Dreams

Doctor Pon has recently been suffering from sleepless nights. Luckily he sleeps all day at work.

During one of these sleepless nights, he had a great idea for a really funny article.

Unfortunately, he has forgotten what it was.

So you'll have to wait a bit longer for something funny.