Sunday 1 May 2011

Typical Doctor Pon Blog reader

Google analytics suggests that the kind of person who enjoys reading this blog is likely to fit into one or more of the following categories:

1) a convicted felon and recidivist
2) an Evangelical Christian, Mormon, or Amish Mennonite
3) between 30 and 35 years old
4) a cat owner
5) speak English as a first language, but likely to also speak another language such as Esperanto
6) have arrived at this site by accident, while searching for articles about Christopher Hitchens
7) think that the joke about there being three types of people in the world is the best joke they know
8) is able to quote every line from any version of Bladerunner, but hates the film.

Please leave a comment if you fit more than 3 of these categories. There's really no need to comment if you fit only 1 or 2, as most people will find themselves in that situation.

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