Doctor Pon provides a synopsis and/or rates each film in 5 words or fewer. There is no logic or order to these reviews, but if you think you can see a connection, why not leave a comment? Say something like: "I can see a connection in Doctor Pon's film reviews"
Shaun of the Dead - Are zombies dead? Very good.
About Schmidt - About Schmidt.
Casino - Violence, and a casino.
King Kong - Big ape. Pile of shit.
Forrest Gump - War, shrimps, boats. Quite Good.
Crying Game - That’s not a girl! Good.
Lord of the Rings (all of them) - Rings, Hobbitts, Elephant things. Good.
Ghost Dog - Not about ghosts or dogs.
Taxi Driver - “You talkin’ to me?” Excellent.
Barton Fink - What the fuck is this?
The Big Lebowski - Something about a toe. Good.
Vera Drake - “Cup of tea dear?”. Good.
Maid in Manhattan - A crime against humanity.
Platoon - War, not cards, that’s pontoon.
Madagascar - Good, if you’re under 10.
Rescue Dawn - I’m an extra in it.
City of Ghosts - No ghosts (again) but good.
Tomb Raider - Crap film, nice tits.
Royal Tramp - Chinese comedy, reflects my roots.
Bringing Up Baby - A tiger, not a baby.
The Parole Officer - Steve Coogan, pretty lass. Funny.
Around the World in 80 Days - Kung-Fu and clowning around. Good.
Ali G in da House - Juvenile humour. I love it.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Misleading title, otherwise good film.
Titanic - Sorry, I haven't seen it.
Signs - Can't remember. Probably shit.
More soon, if Doctor Pon watches any more films. He might not though, because he's started watching Doctor Who on dvd, and there are loads of episodes.
Incidentally, Doctor Who is Doctor Pon's half-brother.
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