1) Michael Jackson wasn't a mad paedo.
2) The Catholic Church, and especially the Pope, have some really good ideas.
3) Taxi drivers in Bangkok who are willing to take you for a fixed rate and not turn on the meter are doing you a really big favour.
4) Starburst is a better name than Opal Fruits.
5) Scientology isn't a cult.
6) Star Wars is rubbish, except the new ones which are really good.
7) Environmentalism is over-rated.
8) If global warming exists, why is my fridge still cold?
(Doctor Pon acknowledges that this is not an opinion as such, but perhaps you could read it as a rhetorical question, and try to find the implied meaning)
9) Breaking News! The Nation actually is a really good newspaper, because of the randomly coloured words in headlines.
10) Language change should be resisted.
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