More things to do

When someone says 'Thank you' to you, immediately shout at them "Don't say it if you don't mean it!"

Say things you don't mean.

Go on holiday.

Be unctuous.

Say that some things never change and that things aren't the way they used to be.

Show me the meaning of being lonely.

Find a pug, and take a picture of it. Then see how many pug related puns you can make.

Be pugnacious.

Make sure your tv is pugged in.

Write a book, then go on a radio show to promote it and see how many pugs you can give it.

Get the beers in at the pug.

Give up writing pug puns.

Buy some eggs.

Teach Grandma to suck eggs.

Wear a red shirt and protest, or wear a yellow shirt and protest. Do the opposite of the other group, and claim it's for democracy.

Buy a dictionary and look up the word democracy.

Cause a traffic jam.

Cause a strawberry jam.

See if you can embarrass the PM.

Follow a religion, but don't live by its commandments if you don't like them.